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Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
3:20 am [tpol]	*eyes the expanse* Sod this for a game of soildiers. I'm off down the pub. If anyone needs me, cope on your own. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 20th, 2003
11:33 pm [cmdrtucker]	30 ?s Transferred off of some padd on Hoshi's table in the mess hall: 1. If you had to choose an alias, what would it be? I always thought Ford Prefect sounded kinda cool. 2. Where were you on 9/11? Must be a historical question. 3. What is your ideal vacation? A rod, a reel, and no pants. 4. How many first cousins do you have? Well, counting the frozen ones, 1423. I guess they'll get uncorked someday. 5. How do you take your pizza? Nekkid and with a six pack. 6. If you could be fluent in any foreign language (that you are not already) what would it be? Mandarin. Because, you know, I'm a Man. Just kidding. Don't tell Hoshi, but there are some Japanese technical manuals that I think she's mistranslated. The words don't match up to the pictures, know what I mean? 7. What is your favorite website? ? Another historical reference. Wasn't there a cars.com or something? 8. If you could experience another era of history, which would it be? Geez. Got me. I guess it would be cool to hook up with the Wright brothers. 9. What is your favorite genre of movies? Oh, god, have you ever seen Imitation of Life? ::sob:: That and American Graffiti, man. 10. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be? Telekinesis. Do you know how many times I've wanted a wrench that was just out of reach?! LOL! 11. Can you whistle? Yeah, and I can rebel yell, too. ::RRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRR:: 12. If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be? Can you imagine the size of my salami if I were a--oh, never mind. 13. Who is your favorite fictional character? Busti Becki! Horatio Hornblower! 14. Star Wars or Star Trek? Dude, what are you talkin' about? Star Wars. I got a wookie in my back pocket, man. 15. What is your favorite beverage? Beer! My cousins Rufus and Rufus used to tell me I was part Canadian. 16. What brand of toothpaste do you use? Starfleet Algae Paste. 17. What is your favorite professional sports team? the Dallas Cowboys, may they rest in peace 18. Are you "indoorsy" or "outdoorsy"? Huh? I'll do it anywhere. 19. What is your earliest childhood memory? One of the Rufuses dropped me in a keg of antique motor oil when I was 3. I've never been the same since. 20. If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be? Well, once when I was at band camp, I stuck a---oh crap. Clarinet. 21. What's your favorite accent? Californian. 22. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? Alive. I had a rough childhood. 23. Are you a dog person or a cat person? Ewww! What kind of a sick person are you, asking personal stuff like that?! Huh? Oh, thanks Chef. For pets, I like having cats. Dogs make me nervous. I think Porthos knows that. He looks at me whenever I drop by the Captain's place. Ugh. 24. If they were making a movie or TV show of your life, who would you choose to play you? Steve McQueen! Or Clint Eastwood. 25. What is your favorite element (earth, fire, water or air)? Earth. No wait, I'm in space. Air? There's no air in space. Fire? Crap, the last time we had a fire, I nearly got barbecued. Um, water? Preferably surrounded by the finest hops and malt or whatever the hell the Canadians put in beer. 26. If you could compete in any event in the Olympics (summer or winter) what would it be? Pole vaulting. Heh heh. (I wonder what Malcolm is up to? Up to, heh heh.) 27. What is your favorite Sunday comic strip? *sigh* that Snoopy one, but I sort of get the feeling they're doing repeats 28. What kind of music do you listen to? Carmen, some Puccini, and the greatest hits of Tom Jones 29. What is your favorite breakfast cereal? Oatmeal. Served on a nekkid person. Chef! NO!!! I was KIDDING! Gawd. Don't go near that woman....don't do it...CRAP!!! 30. What is your worst habit? I'm too modest about my obvious heroics. Oh, and I shoot my mouth off. I sure hope T'Pol understands I was freakin' joking about the naked oatmeal thing. Chef, you better watch out or your gas grill's going to flare up at a baaaad time for you! Current Mood: anxious (Comment on this)
Friday, May 9th, 2003
11:09 pm [chef_nx01]	Mystery meat What to do with all this extra meat? I definitely ask where Lt. Reed got it. No questions asked. Unless...nah, I'll just tell the captain it's 'gourmet' and he'll eat it. Back to the grill. Damn, I am so hot on grill. Mmm. Just call me the Meat Man! Where the *#$&#@*$ is my spatula? Tucker! You modify it, you DIE!!! Current Mood: enraged (Comment on this)
11:03 pm [cmdrtucker]	So I was singing in Engineering today. I can't figure out if the gals were calling me Elvis or Elvish. And what was Hoshi sniggering about Discworld? Is that on the upcoming mission list? (Comment on this)
Monday, April 28th, 2003
4:13 pm [lizcutler]	What did I do? Hoshi, what did I do to get the itty-bitty little leather...bits? Why me? At least the band is beginning to come together! We ROCK! Oh, can someone tell me why Lt. Reed is looking kinda green lately? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2003
9:27 am [cmdrtucker]	Who the heck sent these leather...things to my quarters? I've seen nuts and bolts that are bigger. And there's no way I'm going to let Phlox near my harmonica ever again. Nuh uh. Current Mood: aggravated (4 Comments |Comment on this)
9:11 am [cmdrtucker]	OOC: Admin Note to redrush Redrush, Hi there. I took you out of the community because we only want the sock puppets to join and be on the Mess Hall's friends list. Real Life entries disrupt the flow of the play and jangles the illusion that we are reading the character's journal entries. You are welcome to stay on the 'watched by' list and even join up as a new character. Thanks, Cmdr. Tucker aka Taryn Eve Alpha Dog of nx01messhall (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 20th, 2003
12:14 am [lizcutler]	Poem For the Poetry Slam This is called "For the Ignored Women Of The Enterprise" We are Female! Rowr! We roar, we soar, Through the stars. We are Sexy... We are Desirable... We are Rare wonderful women! Do not pass us by, Do not sigh Over the new, Thinking that ice cold Is better than home grown. We are hot! We rock! We roar, We soar, Through the stars, Into your arms. We are female. Rowr! Current Mood: artistic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 19th, 2003
9:51 pm [cmdrtucker]	Poetry Slam! Whoops. I forgot about the Poetry Slam. Sorry. Here is one by me: Roses are blue Violets are too, Out here in space I get sick a lot--Achoo! And here's another one since I got my harmonica fixed and sterilized: He's an armory officer and he's okay He works all night and he works all day He shoots down trees He shoots down flowers He likes to dress in Way too much. Oh, he's an armory officer and he's okay... Come on everyone, sing it with me! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 16th, 2003
9:43 am [lizcutler]	Of All The NERVE! I think Captain Archer was drunk off his ass when he made Trip Tucker the ship's Morale Officer. The man had the NERVE to ask Hoshi and I what our bra sizes are! 36! And to model MINI-SKIRTS! What fool would have women wear mini-skits as part of their work day uniform? And he wants to have an Engineering Barbershop quartet? Idiot. We need a Rock Band! Leather and jeans and guitars and Travis could be base player and Lt. Reed the drummer. Have you looked at that man's arms? Oh My GOD! He's got the best arms. I bet he could bang the drum all day...if you get my drift. And bang other things well too. I'm starting a rock band! We'll cover some kick-ass rock from the late 20th century, into the 21st and we'll cover the Shigirls (the most angsty hard rock ever!) and the Tars. Plus we'll write our own stuff too. That'll show Cmdr. "I'm-afraid-of-Liz" Tucker a thing or two. Current Mood: enraged (Comment on this)
12:29 am [cmdrtucker]	MEMO: Team Building Activities MEMO To: All personnel From: Cmdr. Charles Tucker, III CC: Captain J. Archer RE: Team Building Activities As part of our new Moral Morale and Self-Counseling Program, I've been asked to make a list of Team Building Activities. bungee jumping off the hull Poetry Slam!!! dog walking picnics breakfast in bed Crewmate of the Month (clothing optional photos encouraged) Shore Leave that Isn't Contagious or Life Threatening Engineer Barbershop Quartet New uniform modeling. Those miniskirts look hot hot hot. Pet adoptions (no more slugs, sorry Hoshi) Catfish Day in the Mess Hall and my personal favorite: We Don't Get Shot At Day. Ideas, suggestions: contact me. Problems, complaints: Shove a doughnut in it, this is gonna be FUN! I'll try to get the Poetry Slam going for Friday. No guarantees, though. Someone broke my camera and I need it for the Crewmate of the Month deal. Current Mood: chipper (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 15th, 2003
7:57 am [cmdrtucker]	But I don't want to be the new Morals Officer! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 13th, 2003
11:48 pm [cmdrtucker]	My First Love Had a Mechanical Heart Would I get in trouble if I put a big ass 24 on the top of Shuttlepod One? Damn. I miss my car. An Ode to My First Love: Shuttlepod One You have none Of my car's savoir faire It ain't there Oh no, I admire Your plasma fire But you make the stars cold And my heart grows old Longing and hurting and wanting To see my car So far Away. *sob* Current Mood: sad (Comment on this)
Friday, April 11th, 2003
11:05 pm [cmdrtucker]	Who broke my harmonica? That was an antique!!! Damn it. Someone is going to pay for this. I might even file a complaint with Lt. Reed. Current Mood: distressed (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 10th, 2003
10:35 pm [cmdrtucker]	Bore me, baby You know, just for once, I'd like to be stuck with the bridge and have absolutely NOTHING happen. I bet it would be soothing. Hope Hoshi is all right. Uh oh. Here comes Chef. With a frying pan. He sure looks like Mama when he does that. Uh, Chef? MALCOLM!!! That Chinese curse, may you live in interesting times... I hate that curse. (Comment on this)
10:30 pm [ltcarruthers]	But What Will I Wear?! His Hotness has asked me to go to Vulcan with him for the annual review of his budget. I get to go up against the entire Vulcan High Command! This ought to be interesting. For years, we've been hearing rumors that the VHC's expenditures on their so-called "alien outreach program" have exceeded the gross national product of the homeworld for years. I'll finally get to see if Vulcans can stop bleeding red. Ha ha ha! Oh, accounting humor. It's very taxing. Soval says we won't run into the Enterprise. Gee, thanks Big Guy. I'd hate to 'run into' another starship. That would make me feel kind of, I don't know...expendable. On the other hand, almost a week with Soval could prove interesting. My first deep space mission... Damn. I need to go shopping. Current Mood: bitchy (Comment on this)
10:22 pm [chef_nx01]	Stop Requestioning My Stuff If You Want To Keep Living! So why the living HELL does Commander Tucker have my colander, my tea pot, and my French whip? Heisenberg Unit repairs? Yeah, right. I've got an imaginary cat in my pants, too, buddy. Someday I'm going to souffle that guy's ass. Current Mood: cranky (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
7:00 pm [ensignsato]	Hey You! Why don't you guys pay attention to me? I've got a weapon after all! I thought that's what it took to get some attention around here. You know, I'm not feeling so well. Maybe I'll just lie down right here. ::collapses:: Current Mood: crazy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 8th, 2003
6:50 pm [mayboomer]	*groan* Damn, remind me in the future that drinking an entire bottle of Scotch is *not* the best way to play a practical joke on Chef. My head's killing me, and the rolling-pin-sized lump on the back of it isn't helping. Oh, by the way, thanks to whoever hauled my unconscious ass out of the mess hall and dumped me in my quarters last night. I owe you one. Now, off to the mess hall for a cup of coffee...just hope I can avoid Chef...and then to sickbay to pick up something for this hangover. Gah. Now to just figure out how much of what I remember from yesterday really happened and how much was some sort of alcohol induced fantasy...are we short one expendable crewman now or was that just my imagination? Current Mood: hung over (Comment on this)
9:25 pm [ensignsato]	Look, I've Got a Phase Pistol! Whee! Look at me, I've got a weapon. Quick, who am I imitating? Malcolm, of course. God, you people are so stupid. Maybe I should shoot someone. Current Mood: crazy (2 Comments |Comment on this)